There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys,being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are youstill cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys,smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome.
Both result in death.
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3 comments:
Now that was hilarious Thanks friend I needed that!
I just found your blog and I have to say, that freakin joke was HILARIOUS!!!
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I will be reading more.. I'm sure.
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Melanie,Melanie,Melanie
Your so funny.Afte a stressful day at work.I look forward to reading your entrys and getting a good laugh.So thank you.I havent been on as much,Hours at work have been crazy.Thank you for the greeting to my friend Mark,I think you and He would get aloong great ha-ha Take Care
JOHN
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