OH!!! THE EXCITEMENT!!!!!

Really........All about URINE this semester in lab class....lmaooooo....... not to mention "poop".....So that's what we will be learning about........sheesh.

Any way...got a good bus story....well good for you anyway for me not so much.......trying to give my ride a break so I started taking the bus to and from school.....with the times last semester and the bridge being out she would take me to and pick me up.....anyway...today I did the to and from...to was not bad...took an hour but...what ever.....(I took the 42U bus now that the "kids" are back at school this bus now runs......) So no mile walk for me.....I know sad right?...lol Got out of class at 7:00pm.......next bus...8:15pm ..... :( and.................. NO place to sit......inside or out......so I went across the drive way to sit by the flower bed they have a nice ledge to perch on ......starts to rain....~~SIGH~~7:45pm...bus shows up........(!) I asked...weren't you supposed to be here at 8:15? No that's the guy behind me........well cool I thought......This bus is not listed on the schedule...that's a different bus he says....(?) so..off we go to MATC.....(Milwaukee Area Technical College) Mequon campus......5 billion miles west..........(seemed like it anyway).......then BACK to Concordia.......8:15pm (!) I know right........I was on that bus so long......The bus driver gave me a new transfer on the way OUT ......dropped me off on state street at 9:00pm........got home at 9:30pm........2 -1/2 hours to get home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!REALLY?

Will be adding this to the list of "I gotta write a letter"........


SHEESH
later

FIRST DAY BACK TO SCHOOL....

Well it was certainly great to be back at school. We didn't lose any more of us...we started with ten..now we are six. (two got better jobs..ones they wanted.......one got into a...ummmm disagreement (?) with the teacher.....one fell behind when her brother got sick..she is trying again)


Was also great to see all the students back from summer...campus is all active again...although it was MUCH quieter with out them, and our "lecture hall" we used is now full of nursing students we have to have class in the lab...much noisier its right by the dorm entrance...kids in and out....But any way..I got to play with an otoscope(?) today....I got to see the teachers eardrum (tympanic membrane.......hehehehehe) told her her ears needed cleaning.....and I could see a vacancy sign...lmaooo.....she laughed.
Well anyway thats about it for now

Later

TOO FUNNY.....

So, there's this yellow toad wandering around in the forest kinda ticked off because he doesn't want to be yellow. Life would be easier if he were green like the other toads.. He'd sure be less visible to predators for one thing. Anyway... this yellow toad bumps into a fairy godmother.


He begs her: "Fairy godmother, please make me green like the other toads. I am tired of being so visible to predators and suchlike."

The fairy godmother whips out her magic wand and says, "Toadra-capokus! You're green!"



The toad looks down and sees that he is green except for his package, which is still yellow. He says to the fairy godmother: "Wait a minute! My pecker's still yellow!"

To this the fairy godmother replies: "I don't do johnsons. You will have to go see The Wizard of Oz for that." The toad thanks her and hops off on his way.

There is a purple bear wandering about the very same woods. As luck would have it, he also encounters the very same fairy godmother. He implores her: "Fairy godmother, please make me brown like all the other bears. None of the lady bears want to be seen with me on account that the hunters can spot me from a mile off."

She, being a nice fairy godmother, takes out her magic wand and says:"Bearus-cadabra! You're brown!"



The bear looks down and sees that he is, in fact, brown with the exception of the ole twig and berries. They remain purple. He says: "My wang is still purple!" She says: "I don't do units, you will have to go see The Wizard of Oz for that."

To this the bear replies: "Well that's just dandy, but how the hell do I find The Wizard of Oz?"



The fairy godmother answers: "That's easy... just follow the yellowdick Toad!"

I PASSED!!!!

I got a B on the dreaded lab test!!!!!!


WOOT!!

GRADES ARE IN........

ANATOMY........B+ OVER ALL........EXAM GRADE C- (not to happy with that one but...)
ADMIN...............B OVERALL..........EXAM GRADE C+.(NOT TO THRILLED WITH THAT ONE EITHER BUT.....)

CLINICAL.....B+ OVERALL........EXAM GRADE....B+ (MUCH BETTER)

MEDICAL LAW AND BIOETHICS....B OVERALL......EXAM B (HAPPY)

LAB.........THE DREADED LAB EXAM..........I'LL HAE TO UPDATE YOU ON THIS ONE...NOT IN YET.....


I am still in "freak out" mode till I find out the grade for this......



will keep you posted......soon I hope

NEVER GIVE UP......NEVER SURRENDER........

I am still worried about lab class...failed test #5 on Saturday.........I am doing so well in other classes this one is just tossing me for a loop..I got a C in that class average but its because I am doing well on the venipunctures and competencies and there every class turn in homework on time....but tests forget it........am getting A's and B's in all my other classes........ I am going to give it my all...NEVER GIVE UP...NEVER SURRENDER........


Anyway.....Thunderbirds were in town this weekend......I defy ANYBODY to study with air force jets flying over head!!! wished I would have went to see the show......

the sauna has been turned down a bit......not off mind you just down......


That's all for now


Later

REALLY? STILL?!?!?!!

OMG!!! SOMEONE PLEASE TURN OFF THE FRICKEN SAUNA!!!!!! I'M BEGGING........

Oh It is still so hot.......and humid........is it winter yet?? Or at least fall?......

school is going ok...failing lab class..Finals coming up in two weeks....
I am so worried about lab class...getting A's and B's in all the other classes...D in lab...(I personally can't read the teachers mind...so That's my story and I'm sticking to it...she is one of those that want more than what the question asks........) But anyway........if I can at least get a C on her exam I will be ok. getting more confident with each venipuncture I do...I even got blood from 2 difficult people to draw from!
Well that's it for now...hope it's cooler where you are......

Later